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It’s a paper doll chain of conjoined fetuses. This type of conjoining is called omphalopagus.

It’s a suffocation helmet. Put on head. Pull string and twist tail. Spray perfume on inside for most desirable aroma-therapeutic experience while slipping into unconsciousness. Never operate without safe words.

It’s a severed unicorn head in a pool of its own blood.  There are a few flies buzzing around.

It’s a toilet paper tube from the trash. It has Q-Tip arms and a zip tie headband. It is at a crossroads in its life, and it is at war with the tissue box.