NEUN
thing-a-day no. 9:

I really hate it when I’m walkin’ around town, and some random ne’er-do-well on the street insists that I smile. What???? When you put $500 and a roast chicken in my hands, then I’ll fucking smile, ALRIGHT
The official round of thing-a-day is done. Thank you all for your incredible work and see you next year!
thing-a-day no. 9:

I really hate it when I’m walkin’ around town, and some random ne’er-do-well on the street insists that I smile. What???? When you put $500 and a roast chicken in my hands, then I’ll fucking smile, ALRIGHT
I agree! If someone wants me to look happy all the time, they’d better be willing to do something to make me happy!
BTW, I really like this drawing. Lol. I forgot to say that. So I’m saying it now. Awesome expression!
I know I’ve said it before, but I love the hairstyles you draw. I think the next time I’m gonna go for a haircut, I will bring one of your drawings as my “dream cut”.
I was thinking the same thing as Aya, but more about orthodontics. (Holding up internet print out:) “Doctor, make my grill purty, like this sassy lassy!”
so perfect.
Aw, what’s with the cheery smile? Let me see your pretty scowl!
The thickness of the glasses really hits me with this one, in a way that conjurs fakester frames with no lenses but is also alluring in a way. oh god.
Also, I love how your thing-a-day are increasingly pushing the HJ brand bravado, like an entrepreneurial rapper with a clothing line. YOU ARE THE JAY-Z OF CARTOONING, there I said it!
I’m just hoping you’ll draw an elf and a z-wolf for 11 and 12.
(Not sure what a z-wolf is, but perhaps it’s related to an s-car-got.)